Good Hand Gone Bad he was born in a doghouse in ' 61 ma was hoistin' a bit when she had her son he was layin' there naked just as tiny as a mole...
first post on these boards....here goes. a roughneck goes to a hardware store and asks the guy working there... *i would like a big wrench please*...
My toolpusher told me that when he used to work derricks, the crew used to mess with him. While tripping pipe the roughnecks decided to turn the...
Keep It Turnin To The Right Young West Texas cowboy An old coal miner s son He was born in Henryetta South of Tulsa some He heard about...
Warning a little dirty but not too nasty. But very funny
As told to me by my husband: A Pusher, a driller and derrickman are sitting in this bar...
Driller Man’s Wife
The phone starts to ring
It’s him on the line
He says how are you
I lie and say...
This local character finds out I'm roughnecking. He allows, "I almost got killed on one of them rigs." Thinking I'm about to hear some...
So you have an earthworm. If you tear it in two, you have 2 worms. If you again tear them in two, what do you have??
a full crew!!! LOL
A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What's your...
This story is only about 70 or so years old (late 30's). Told by my grandfather and spiced up by my great uncle, his derrick hand.
One morning, three Cajuns and three Yankees were in a ticket line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the...
A leprecaun is strolling thru the woods near a golf course when a golfer slices one badly and bings the little green guy on the head, knocking him...
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER...
for all you truely amazing women..
The One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working...
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So we pull over on the side of the road and the driver gets out of the car.
You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed...
Parki ng Ticke t
The other day I went downt own to run a few erran ds. I went
into the local coffe e shop for a snack .
I was only there for...
OK.....I have been MIA and I have all kind of excuses.
First, to those who expect to hear a long-winded tale about crossing state lines, fast...
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the creek below. Before the...
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